if i ever stop reblogging this assume I am dead
the people upstairs are banging again
banging on what
post your address so I can fight you
if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?
Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter
””“5 book trilogy”“”“
Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.
Me: What black pen?
Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.
Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?
Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.
The Walmart game.
I dont know if I can top that.
hold on I got this
i would totally get this.
this is my favourite post on tumblr
IT GOT BETTER
good lord we are all psychopaths
Tumblr u need some help
Distressing Video Captures EXACTLY How Cops Treat Black People
I was extremely uncomfortable watching this. What the fuck, this is getting fucking ridiculous.. Why was no one helping him?!
Makes me so sick. And racial profiling “isn’t a problem,” right? No such thing as “white privilege,” right?
What a load of bullshit. Infuriating bullshit.
I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD
EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN
Most thought out tactic in film history.
Han Solo gets shit done.
Han Solo gets an automatic reblog.
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