my two favorite things in one picture
And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog
Goat Scratching It’s Butt With It’s horn
When I was just starting high school, a girl who rode my bus invited me to stay the night at her house and when I did she got really emotional and told me no girls ever stayed over because she was a lesbian and if you don’t think that’s the saddest thing ever you need to re-evaluate your life
This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.
Source: College Humor
I only have 4 moods:
- fuck this
- fuck that
- fuck me
- fuck you
I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:
- fuck yeah
- fuck no
- fuck my life
- fuck everything
and don’t forget the inevitable
- fuck it
and for those who have just given up
this is beautiful
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again
YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE
how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.
what in the pure fuck
HOW IS THIS NORMAL?!
"we don’t have a gun problem" they said
HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCKK
You would think twice of robbing a place if you know people walking around with weapons.
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 2x09 - “Cased Up” (November 11, 1991)
when a casual conversation with your parents turns into a lecture
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